Husband Brother

A husband who looks very similar to his wife, generally in a very creepy way.

Yo dawg, you see that Husband Brother and Sister Wife over there making out? GROSS!!!!!!

by JamMasterBae September 7, 2016

husband

Cooler version of a boyfriend, like a game upgrade, but with a ring and stuff

-Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON

- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.

by Janasmim December 23, 2016

husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.

Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.

by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017

husband-like person

A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.

Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.

by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2017

husbandses

A word Elizabethes uses to feel smarteses to describeses Ms. Kocheses past and current husbandeses

Ms. Koch has two husbandses

by kawaiikiwii420disbitch October 16, 2017

husbandicoot

Pet name, affectionate term for a helpful husband

My fabulous husbandicoot helped me cut up a tree today!

by Wife of husbandicoot February 23, 2019

Hubbabubba

DIS MUDDAFUQING BUM GUM IS SOMETHING USED TO MAKE YOUR PEEPEE AS BIG AS A POOL NOODLE WHEN YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM.

I used too much hubbabubba now my peepee is a rocket.

by KOOLDYUD April 4, 2019