Hump and Dump

A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.

Robby: I want to hump and dump this one chick.
Isaiah: She's a bitch.
Robby: Oh never mind.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

hump

to carry a lot of heavy shit

"The sargeant made me hump the M60 in addition to the 50lbs in my ruck sack."

by Allie February 4, 2007

humpdy dumpdy

Humpdy dumpdy also includes standing upright while doing a girl up da butt and spinning around in cirlces while falling down and ejaculation occurs in the ass

The popped his left nut while giving a humpdy dumpy to A fine ass bitch

by Bert Goo2 March 28, 2003

hump the shizzle

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.

When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.

by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004

System-Hump-A-Lot

A person who is obsessed and in love with video game. Usually seen with a video game magazine and a gameboy.

JIM: Look at that guy playing Golden Sun, what a System-Hump-A-Lot...

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

hump day

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.

I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.

by Arlene Fester October 6, 2006

Hump

Lazy worthless person that needs to get off their ass and get a fucking job.

Tim you stupid hump do something with your life and get a job.

by Asstin_powers123 April 1, 2017