Marfan Hours

A time frame where people, particularly skinny people become goofy and or “high” randomly.

John knew that Marfan hours arrived when his friend Jacob wouldn’t stop laughing.

by Stinky Marfan February 16, 2019

Banter Hours MK2

You thought banter hours MK1 was insane? Boy oh boy you're wrong. The target, codename Z.A.C.C has been utterly destroyed. Decimated. Obliterated. Every aspect of his being, every fiber of his body has been burnt to a crisp. The most vicious roast session of discord occured. Words cannot describe how deep BH MK2 struck. It was so severe that it puts MW2 lobbies to shame

Sargent, its time to fire Banter Hours MK2

by IssaMysteryy June 19, 2019

Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business

She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.

by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019

Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.

Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.

by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019

Dolly Hours

When you are working 9 to 5. Just like Dolly.

Mate: You know what hours you’re doing?
Me: I’m doing Dolly Hours this week.

by Oi Oi Saveloy January 14, 2020

Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020

Tryhard hours

The hours in which distractions(people, toys,etc)are away and you are able to perfect your choosen craft usually between 9pm-4am

Person: wanna go bar hopping tonight?

You: na I have a test tomorrow so it's Tryhard hours tonight

Person: the fuck are Tryhard hours?

by LeObama de Evie Karen June 22, 2020