Horning - verb. The act of using a Shofar (ram's horn) to wake up, surprise, or spook an otherwise unsuspecting victim. Popularized in a viral video uploaded to the web in January 2013.
"We tried Horning Kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us."
"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."
"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."
by Dreamy_Dave January 16, 2013
Get the Horningmug. I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Get the French Hornedmug. when you are receiving a rim job. You pull the giver close and fart in their mouth. You cause the giver's mouth to expand.
by smittah March 28, 2011
Get the air hornmug. (1)-Distorted Voice
(2)-Person whos likes to be heard. Plays to the audience usually when supervisors are in ear shot.
(3)- Is aroused sexually when in the company of supervisors, ass kisser.
(2)-Person whos likes to be heard. Plays to the audience usually when supervisors are in ear shot.
(3)- Is aroused sexually when in the company of supervisors, ass kisser.
Distorted voice is the result of been stuck up the supervisors ass, large cavernious area. Nosie energy tends to rebound off internal walls thus resulting in the distorted fog horn sound
by Charrington July 2, 2009
Get the Fog Hornmug. Future climate modelling: to build a coupled atmosphere ocean climate model at the last moment and enter it into the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) next Assessment Report. And then expect people to take climate change seriously based on the preliminary results.
by model developer October 28, 2009
Get the Shoe Hornmug. by Cangh Jui May 14, 2003
Get the horn dogmug. Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
by The Rory September 9, 2008
Get the chimo hornmug.