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Dead Hooker

Well duh, simply a hooker who is dead.
Woah whats that smell, you guys I think there's a dead hooker under the bed.
by bubbz September 16, 2005
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hooker muffin

the true ship name for badboyhalo and skeppy.

hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.

if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!
hooker muffin is a better ship name ngl
by milflover381 July 15, 2019
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Brooklyn Hooker

A tranny hot dog cart vendor that prefers to use their hot dog water as lube for sexual encounters. Will charge extra for DP with a Polish Sausage.
I was so wasted last night coming out of the club, I hit up a Brooklyn Hooker for a hot dog water hand job, the mustard and relish were free.
by TXRoquette July 7, 2014
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hooker pride

A trait found in a girl, that doesn't want to admit that she is a slut.

The attitude that a girl has when she is trying to justify being a whore. Playing hard-to-get.
Dude, as soon as that chick let go of her hooker pride she fucked like a porn star.
by Kornuts July 14, 2007
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Bury a hooker

A term used when you need to poo. This term is only used when your in Las Vegas.
by Xiroo March 29, 2010
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Tree Hooker

A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.
Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!

Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker
by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011
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Pregnant hooker

The feeling in the morning, after hitting the bars to hard the night before..You have something inside, you dont know its color or condition, but you just want that sucker out...either easing of the tension by taking a crap or barfing.
Oh, I feel like a pregnant hooker after last night!

10 tequilas and a big burgers turns me into a pragnant hooker..I feel like shit.
by AMK87 November 13, 2013
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