hoo slung mung

A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.

Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General."
Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!"

Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup."
Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"

by JenntheGemini January 04, 2024

Hoo-Ding

Nonsense, Craziness

He gave you a Tenesee Hot Pocket, that a bunch of Hoo-Ding

by dddefinition September 22, 2014

Hoo to Hah (hoo-hah)

Hoo to Hah (hoo-hah)

/ho͞o/ /to͞o/ 'ha
noun

The general estimate of one's vagina from top to bottom.

Well, I think mine's from about Hoo to Hah (hoo-hah). *indicates size with hands* If you must know.

by Duendita March 20, 2019

Yoo-hoo train

Freshmen girls getting knocked up by senior boys

Sara’s sister is a Yoo-hoo train!

by RandyWorm December 18, 2022

J-hoo

A cocktail made from Jameson and Yoohoo.

Friend: Is there banana flavoring in this J-hoo?
Bad Friend: Nope. Just Jameson and Yoohoo!

by GoodReed March 15, 2022

J. Hoos

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.

He is such a J. Hoos.

by whoop123whoop123 January 26, 2023

J hoo

An asshole

“You’re such a J hoo”
“What does that mean?”
“You’re an asshole”

by Niggem December 24, 2023