Headslam

the act of slamming your head into something very hard, sometimes even breaking the object. Headslamming is only done by the Thick Skulled

dam that guy just Headslamed his desk so hard it snapped in half

yeah, that guy does have a thick skull

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

HeadSwapping

When the diologue in the porn you're watching is so tremendously STUPID that you have to pull your hands away from your dick to facepalm at it.

It was a headswapping moment when I heard her say "This rape was concensual"

by BraxtonAdams May 17, 2021

Hondsome

A person who is beyond beautiful by 600%.

“I still can't believe that the only hondsome person in this world is the man who wrote this.”

by Mr. Harry Tickles September 19, 2023

half-heads

Midlands term for pikeys of the second variety. Also carries connotations of incest.

"Look at those half-heads coming out of the Pick and Shovel. What a couple of rum customers!" Wheeze.

by Porkling July 2, 2004

Choppin' heads

The act of charging a ridiculous amount for an item, usually drugs.

Man, you saw how much he was charging for that sack of weed?

Yeah man, he knows hes the only one that has any, so hes choppin' heads.

by wildboy211 June 6, 2012

Lucky Headshot

When you are sniping in a game, then an enemy comes from behind you and attempts to kill you. You fire your sniper and the bullet luckily hits the enemy's head, killing him instantly.

I thought for sure I was going to die, but then I got a lucky headshot and survived.

by mcp_driver October 20, 2016

Jack-Holdsworth

When a guy is about to finish jacking off and a female gets in the way by either walking in or interrupting, but instead of leaving in an embarrassed way, she comes over and holds his dick aggressively.

SJAC: So you had some fun time home alone last night?
Zak: Oh mate the girl from next door came in while I was at it, and it was a bit of a Jack-Holdsworth situation :(

by SJAC August 18, 2017