"Look at that gorgeous braud over there man." "Stevo, I would like to honor you with the purple hawk, thank you."
by NJP23 January 10, 2012

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.
We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.
by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020

Any man or woman that takes joy in spending their parent's money while also getting blackout drunk at the Jayhawk Cafe three or four times a week. These people are usually failing school and are underaged. A common sign of finding a hawk rat is looking for spilled drink spots on their clothing. You do not want to be seen with these people very often.
by slimreaper86 March 6, 2023

A resident of the Govan Hill; a district of Glasgow, Scotland. Typified by a flamboyant appearance the G-Hawk is the natural progression of the hipster in this specific geographical area. Often seen sporting a Bronski Beat style hat. Short trousers. Socks ridiculous, pointless or absent.
Check out the G-Hawk
by Dneil1278 September 19, 2023

For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom
"Wet Hawk" (noun):
A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.
The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom
"Wet Hawk" (noun):
A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.
The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 18, 2023

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

When you are receiving oral sex from another person and they unintentionally vomit on your genitalia and then continues until you finish.
Bob-" I heard you got a gravy hawk last night."
Kyle-" Yeah, it was terrible but great."
*high five*
Kyle-" Yeah, it was terrible but great."
*high five*
by Fatmannasty April 30, 2014
