hansing

Hansing is a pet name form of the german christian name Hans. The first person who used Hansing as a surname was Hans von Vieregge, who didn't like his name because it sounds funny in his new environment. He left his home in Mecklenburg for Steinhude. His Mother called him "Hansing" as he was a child. This is the version told in my family.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

Hanse

To smoke marijuana.

I'm so mad because I haven't hansed all day!

by ravingarr December 8, 2011

Hansed

The state of being intoxicated by marijuana or alcohol, similar to be being blitzed/hammered/baked.

Shit look out for him he's totally hansed tonight

We have some dank nug, it's time to get hansed

by HansHansHans December 16, 2008

hansing

the emulation of foreign - english dialects.

ROFL. that guy thought we were german! but we were just hansing.

by Rod Hilter November 5, 2002

Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.

Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!

by subinsbf March 18, 2018

Hans

A Hans is a guy who is known for: going for all the girls but ends up being friends with all of them and thinks its a good idea to stick tampons up his anus thinking it is not gay.

I can't believe you stuck a tampon up ur ass that's such a hans.

by Yuppie_noodles November 8, 2018

Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.

Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.

by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019