hoo slung mung

A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.

Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General."
Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!"

Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup."
Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"

by JenntheGemini January 04, 2024

Hoo-Ding

Nonsense, Craziness

He gave you a Tenesee Hot Pocket, that a bunch of Hoo-Ding

by dddefinition September 22, 2014

Yoo-hoo train

Freshmen girls getting knocked up by senior boys

Sara’s sister is a Yoo-hoo train!

by RandyWorm December 18, 2022

Woo Hoo Kazoo

A rare nickname for a Meth Pipe, other names include Glass Barbecue, See-through Didgeridoo

Oi c*nt, ya see Damo last noight playin' on the Woo Hoo Kazoo? He stole me Goon Bag, crashed me Commodore and shagged ya misso straight after.

by Jordy_Gazza34 December 27, 2021

J-hoo

A cocktail made from Jameson and Yoohoo.

Friend: Is there banana flavoring in this J-hoo?
Bad Friend: Nope. Just Jameson and Yoohoo!

by GoodReed March 15, 2022

J. Hoos

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.

He is such a J. Hoos.

by whoop123whoop123 January 26, 2023

J hoo

An asshole

“You’re such a J hoo”
“What does that mean?”
“You’re an asshole”

by Niggem December 24, 2023