Gremlin

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Damn Paige and Dawson are some fucking gremlins

by Super gremlin February 4, 2022

Gremlin

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps

"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."

by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018

Fuckin' gremlin

An insult used when someone is acting like a monstrous asshole

"You're a Fuckin' gremlin"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014

Oven Gremlin

Oh no! It's not in it's natural environment!

Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

Gremlin

A short man named Caleb Posa who farts a lot and is just an all around shithead. He does what he wants and likes to set shit on fire!

Uh oh here comes that gremlin ass nigga Posa.

by Carlitaaa June 13, 2023

Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.

Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.

by homebrewneuralyzer October 2, 2020