* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"
"No, out of my way granola gobbler"
* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."
"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"
* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"
* "Granola gobbler!"
"No, out of my way granola gobbler"
* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."
"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"
* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"
* "Granola gobbler!"
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Mr.GranBomba used to have a hidden cameras YouTube channel, but sold it to Hawkers after a deliveryman slapped him
Mr.GranBomba used to have a hidden cameras YouTube channel, but sold it to Hawkers after a deliveryman slapped him
Mr.GranBomba was really stupid
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A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
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Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.
Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.
Chris and Bea are so Gucci Granola; their Toyota Tacoma has micro brew and social justice stickers all over the back.
The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.
The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.
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Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
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“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
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