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Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.
* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"
by anonymous January 17, 2026
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Mr.GranBomba

Basically an idiot, but a Spanish one.
Mr.GranBomba used to have a hidden cameras YouTube channel, but sold it to Hawkers after a deliveryman slapped him
Mr.GranBomba was really stupid
by White Fatalis February 22, 2017
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human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017
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Gucci Granola

Outdoorsy wealthy poseur.
Wears expensive outdoor gear type clothing ALL of time, with brand labels exposed & conspicuous. Only talks about organic food and extreme sports.
Chris and Bea are so Gucci Granola; their Toyota Tacoma has micro brew and social justice stickers all over the back.

The Gucci Granola chick outside Whole Foods wanted me to sign a petition to ban cars from the freeway.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
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crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017
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colorado granola

Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.
Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.
by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018
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holy granoly

The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.
“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night

“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off
by KindVonJesus May 19, 2018
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