grabassticator

one whose efforts and endeavors are chaotic, poorly thought through, and which usually culminate in abject, comical failure.

Referring to grabassticators responsible for Russia's failed transition to capitalism and democracy during the 1990's: "Well, we tried our best, but things turned out as usual." - Anatoliy Chubayev

by Mr. Bad Example July 6, 2006

Grabby hands

Mysterious hands that grab onto a person and their soul to take them to the afterlife after looking backwards in the Ghost Girl's Alley in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable.

After being decieved in Reimi's alley, Koichi looked back to see mysterious grabby hands that dragged him and his stand away.

by shurb March 30, 2021

man grabber

tongs used to pick up a piece of firewood

Hey Jeff, will you use the man grabber and stoke that fire.

by Kevin Dessart October 24, 2006

National grabbing ass months

From February to June is when all y’all mother fuckers gotta grab asses you even boys

Hey what is this month
February you know what that means

National grabbing ass months

by I like eating pussy February 18, 2020

the stabher grabber

A male individual that goes into cardiac arrest while doing it doggie-style with his woman. He collapses on top of her, like a ton of bricks, and severely fractures at least one of her wrists.

The doctor told Lucy she has to keep the cast on 4 to 6 weeks. I warned her to take it easy with Grandpa John because he could have the stabher grabber, but she didn't listen.

by silkyesteeb August 22, 2011

grabarz

wasted guy

You are so grabarz

by dawider January 29, 2009

Grabass

A work enviornment characterized by and frequent, intense and unstable short term sexual encounters between employees.

That place is all about grabass

by handjack November 9, 2006