Golden Sour

When a bartender spikes a drink with a small amount of his or her own urine. It is often served to belligerent, self-righteous, or obnoxious clientele who can't keep their mouths shut. Pairs well with a nice piece of fish. It is a derivate of the term Golden Shower.

Jeff was rude to our bartender, so she gave him a golden sour.

by Todd Berger March 22, 2017

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.

"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."

by Minejumper April 3, 2009

Golden Delight

When you poop and then pee on top of the poop.

Dude Vic, I just dropped a beautiful golden delight in that porta potty. Goddam.

by GroderKid6676 June 12, 2019

Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Golden Victory

When a person urinates all over another person. It can often lead to impregnation, although that makes no sense. When one carries out a Golden Victory, he/she must hold their arms up in the air and scream, hence "victory".

You probably can where the "golden" comes from... but if you can't... the piss.

" Guy 1: Dude im gonna piss all over your mom, I know how much you wanted a brother.

Guy 2: Golden Victory ! Awww yeah!"

by anony000 April 15, 2009

The Golden Guard

(Adjective;) a teen in desperate need of attention and emotional support and love.

Dude, you need therapy, you're giving me vibes of The Golden Guard.

by BeeBoiBeeThem October 1, 2022