Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.

“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”

by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022

googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"

Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?

by Gnarbuckles November 12, 2017

Orange Goblin

One of many phrases to describe Donald Trump for his horrible spray tan.

Sweet Jesus!!! Trump's spray tan has him looking like an orange goblin. That or he was brought in on the U.S.S. Enterprise.

by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019

glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.

by PMitrano January 13, 2016

Goblin Slayered

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)

"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".

by Muraxesis June 10, 2020

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 17, 2020

Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together

Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!

by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020