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Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.
by Boofkin May 4, 2022
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Shoe goblins

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”
by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022
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Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.
“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”
by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022
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content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
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Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.
Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.
by Raunchers November 3, 2019
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Betrayal Goblin

And underhanded Gobbo that fails to read fine print and sells his friends to hell for 5 gold.
Jerry is such a Betrayal Goblin. He ate everyone's breakfaasts.
by IceStormLily November 11, 2020
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poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.
Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
by Amongusly September 13, 2021
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