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Goals

Hannah and Asher aka Hasher... fan base known ass hashbrowns
Hannah and Asher are goals.
by People od the earth June 27, 2018
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Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey
by Steven rain October 10, 2021
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goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.
"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"
by Alice13193 April 15, 2014
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couple goals

when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer
Eriksen is the sexiest man itw. Also couple goals.
by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019
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Leather Goals

When someone rocks a leather jacket or bag so effortlessly that it instantly becomes the standard of style you secretly (or not so secretly) want to copy. The perfect mix of confidence, timeless fashion, and durability.
Did you see Alex walking in with that Pious Leather jacket? Total leather goals.
by PiousVoice September 2, 2025
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Goals

They are goals
by Abc12344 July 22, 2018
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No Parole for the Goal

It's a phrase that means a penalty in Lacrosse that is locked in.
Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!

Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty
by Luggage74 May 24, 2025
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