Ghost Poo

when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.

man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.

by block bros. July 17, 2014

ghost dial

The act of accidently dialing a phone number on your cell when it hits against something on your belt or in your pocket. The party on the other end gets treated to 5 minutes of you yammering away, often talking about them behind their back...can be very embarrassing.

I did a ghost dial on susie last night and she caught me telling all my bros about banging her the night before.

by MC Johnny P December 28, 2007

Pink Cheese Green Ghost

it means stupid ass american now say it in Spanish quickly you'll see the word

me: pink cheese and green ghost quickly
me:say it quickly
them:ok..
THEM: PINK CHEESE GREEN GHOST

by Ugh, I hate it all December 10, 2019

Ghost Rudder

The combination of the dutch rudder and the stranger.

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."

by Smith Shark March 31, 2009

Ghost Fan

when you or someone else is a really big fan of someone or something, but you don't show it and/or you don't support object of interest that much

girl one---omg, Young Jinsu's comin to ATL! wanna come to the concert with me, u love Young Jinsu

girl two---no thanks. i've already downloaded all his myspace songs. why go to the concert?

girl one---u are the biggest ghost fan i know

by http//splashsos.blogspot.com June 9, 2009

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

ghost puke

when you're out drinking with your friend and later you realize there is puke on your shoulder, back or even on them. said ghost-puker has done it without sound or movement-and the only proof is the vomit on you or the floor.

ghost puke is typically discovered about five minutes after it has happened

"oh wow, justine ghost puked all over the cab!! i didn't even realize it until i saw it on her shoulder and the back of the seat!"

by SouthWaterGal October 12, 2011