gerbil slam

Synonym for gerbil jam.

Gay Ray: I love to gerbil slam, while staring at my son-in-law showering with a hidden camera.

Gay Bob: Your son-in-law is a sexy piece.

by limp wristed fruit November 6, 2012

Gerbil

A small furry animal belonging to the order Rodentia. Biggest rival is the hamster, also to the order Rodentia. The Gerbil is often most found in Hookah Lounges, and it's basic diet is vape smoke. You can also find the Gerbil under beds or other objects sleeping and or watching porn.

"Why is it so smokey in here?"

"Oh, my Gerbil just got a new mod"

by Abcdefg1234 October 2, 2015

Gervinho

Gervinho is the destruction or degeneration of butt cells. Gervinho occurs due to a wide range of internal and external factors. A common category with the greatest number of injuries is traumatic butt injury (TBI) following physical trauma or ass injury from an outside source, and the term acquired butt injury (ABI) is used in appropriate circles to differentiate butt injuries occurring after birth from injury due to a disorder or congenital malady.

Doctor: I' sorry but your son has a bad case of Gervinho.
Mom: I hope he's alright.

by Thats_kinda_hot February 27, 2017

Gerbiled

When a water bottle meant for rodents inside of a person’s asshole

I was bored last night so I gerbiled myself and the bottle got stuck.

by Cyrus Peppercorn May 26, 2019

Gash Gerbil

A woman that takes the fancy of other women (i.e. lesbian) and enjoys going down on them and ferreting around in the 'nether' region

That lezzy slut is a right 'gash gerbil'

by dmxstu August 10, 2008

Holy gerbil

A furry rodent imported mainly from Russia or Israel which is used by female Arkansas meth heads in a sexual mating ritual inwhich the rodent is inserted into the anal cavity for sexual pleasure normally resulting in fat women screaming OH GOD OH GOD.

Fat Arkansas woman: After I hit the pipe I love using my holy gerbil to enhance my sexual experience.

by BigBrothrMick426 September 25, 2009

Gerin

A crazy girl that has forgetful tendencies. Outgoing and carefree. Loves all animals. Most of the time, a really really bad driver.

Gerin is one crazy chick!

by SpikeyIkey February 3, 2010