God
An excuse to get away with murder, miscellaneous hate crimes, and a very basic way of thinking for oneself... as in... not at all.
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God by IncurablyAwesome October 14, 2011
god
Fictious character who some people believe is a magic man who can make magic and they usually waste half their life praying to it. Many of these people have been brainwashed by the bible.
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God is the supreme creator of the universe. Some may ask "How could God've been here for all time?" Well did it every occur to you that God CREATED TIME ITSELF? HE WAS THERE BEFORE TIME BECAUSE HE CREATED IT! Does that answer your question?
Another famous question is: "Can God make a rock heavier than he can lift?" If he can, he is not omnipotent, and if he cannot, he is once again not omnipotent. This disproves God's omnipotency, right? Wrong. Man cannot comprehend the values of infinity which are associated in this question. Try to understand infinity (God) making a rock heavier than he can lift (infinity). Infinity + Infity = Infinity.
A mathematical equation should end up differently than the values (2 + 2 = 4, for example), yet this isn't the case with infinity. This question cannot be answered by mankind, therefore, it is a fallacy. In other words, THIS FAMOUS QUESTION DOES NOT DISPROVE GOD.
Another famous question is: "Can God make a rock heavier than he can lift?" If he can, he is not omnipotent, and if he cannot, he is once again not omnipotent. This disproves God's omnipotency, right? Wrong. Man cannot comprehend the values of infinity which are associated in this question. Try to understand infinity (God) making a rock heavier than he can lift (infinity). Infinity + Infity = Infinity.
A mathematical equation should end up differently than the values (2 + 2 = 4, for example), yet this isn't the case with infinity. This question cannot be answered by mankind, therefore, it is a fallacy. In other words, THIS FAMOUS QUESTION DOES NOT DISPROVE GOD.
God by Proof that the bible is God's perfect word August 10, 2006
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a much debated entity whose "existence" has helped and hurt many throughout Its inception, its followings are extremely similar and subdivided, its followers range from average to zealot, the latter of which tries to impose their unwanted opinions on everyone else, hopefully someday everyone will shut up about god, and those who believe in him will believe in him and those who don't won't, and then pigs will fly and Santa will come with those overdue presents.
believer: hay have i told you of the love of god?
nonbeliever: for the hundredth time yes, and for the millionth time he is not real
believer: *thinks poor soul* i will pray for you
nonbeliever: shut up with the condescending god crap
*fight breaks out , everyone dies and cthulhu's plan to indirectly kill everyone by inventing god succeeds*(couldn't resist the cthulhu thing)
nonbeliever: for the hundredth time yes, and for the millionth time he is not real
believer: *thinks poor soul* i will pray for you
nonbeliever: shut up with the condescending god crap
*fight breaks out , everyone dies and cthulhu's plan to indirectly kill everyone by inventing god succeeds*(couldn't resist the cthulhu thing)
God
1) All of existence; All things known and unknown to man; the whole incompassed reality preceived and unpreceived; all things including time space and other unidentified dementional planes.
2) The abstract concept of an intelligent creator of all of existence, physical and metaphysical; the creator of the heavens, the earth, man, and all of life.
3) A deity with power and domain on Earth and in the nether worlds; an interdementional being; a terrestrial being technologically capable of traveling through dementional planes,thusly passing through time space; an Alien; an Angel; a Demon
4) The creator figure worshipped by Jewish, Christian, and Islamic religions;
The single intelegant all knowing all powerful leader of man and spirit.
5) A deity worshipped by non Jews, non Christians, non Islamics; a pagan deity worshipped for it's attributed earthly or cosmic powers and responsabilities.
6) A human with a moving presence and purpose; a person that captures the essence of a time, era, movement, or media; a Rock Star,Poet, Artist, Political Leader, etc. that moves someone or some group of people profondly.
7) An extremelly sexually attractive person; An extremelly proficient sexual partner.
2) The abstract concept of an intelligent creator of all of existence, physical and metaphysical; the creator of the heavens, the earth, man, and all of life.
3) A deity with power and domain on Earth and in the nether worlds; an interdementional being; a terrestrial being technologically capable of traveling through dementional planes,thusly passing through time space; an Alien; an Angel; a Demon
4) The creator figure worshipped by Jewish, Christian, and Islamic religions;
The single intelegant all knowing all powerful leader of man and spirit.
5) A deity worshipped by non Jews, non Christians, non Islamics; a pagan deity worshipped for it's attributed earthly or cosmic powers and responsabilities.
6) A human with a moving presence and purpose; a person that captures the essence of a time, era, movement, or media; a Rock Star,Poet, Artist, Political Leader, etc. that moves someone or some group of people profondly.
7) An extremelly sexually attractive person; An extremelly proficient sexual partner.
1) God is everthing and everywere. God is time and space. God is infinite.
2)God created the Sun, and all the planets; God created all matter in the cosmos. God created love and passion; God created hate and pain.
3) The being seemed to be in my mind as it stood before me; it used my own mind to comunicate with me; this being seemed to be made of light or the lack of it; the being seemed to be able to transfer from place to place without moving; it was either a hullucination or a god.
4)The Islamic terrorist flew planes into the buildings and killed hundreds of people in the name of God. The Crusaders killed thousands of people because those people did not believe in the Christian God. The Jews are called God's chosen people.
5) The wine flows as the roman women worships the god Dionisos tonight. If you anger the god Posidon, he will sink your ship.
6) Jim Morrison is a god.
7) She is a god; I am obssesed with her beauty.
2)God created the Sun, and all the planets; God created all matter in the cosmos. God created love and passion; God created hate and pain.
3) The being seemed to be in my mind as it stood before me; it used my own mind to comunicate with me; this being seemed to be made of light or the lack of it; the being seemed to be able to transfer from place to place without moving; it was either a hullucination or a god.
4)The Islamic terrorist flew planes into the buildings and killed hundreds of people in the name of God. The Crusaders killed thousands of people because those people did not believe in the Christian God. The Jews are called God's chosen people.
5) The wine flows as the roman women worships the god Dionisos tonight. If you anger the god Posidon, he will sink your ship.
6) Jim Morrison is a god.
7) She is a god; I am obssesed with her beauty.
God by Dirty Dustin October 22, 2006