Friday Shadow

The beard stubble guys with weak facial hair grow when they only shave on the weekends. Like 5 o'clock shadow, except it takes all week to grow.

Guy 1: Dude, you got 5 o'clock shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.

by johndrock January 22, 2010

Friday Fucked

posting of the lyrics, or the word "Friday" on a persons facebook wall, myspace page, or any other social networking site.

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by JCABBR April 27, 2011

Fecal Friday

When you save up a few days worth of shit for a mighty Friday send-off.

Person 1: Hey, just checking if you’re doing alright health wise? I’ve noticed that you haven’t been as regular on your bathroom trips this week.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

Black Fridayed

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to the Rebecca Black video "Friday".

Zach: Dude I sent you a sweet XBox Live message while I was drunk, it's hillarious!.

John: *listens to message* Dood that was just Rebecca Black singing Friday? You fucking Black Fridayed me!

by dankemung May 13, 2011

seth friday

One who has been in sexual relationship with family members mostly the cousins

Bob just told me he has been a Seth Friday years ago

by John vlander March 17, 2017

Black Friday

The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.

Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.

by CandyGirl03 November 28, 2014

Fake Friday

Day before a day off in the middle of a work week. The term “fake Friday” is used because Friday is the day before the weekend, so “fake Friday” is the day before a day off that typically wouldn’t be regularly scheduled. Fake Friday can often be compared to Christmas because of how exciting is it.

“Do we have school tomorrow?”
“No, so today’s Fake Friday.”

by onlyangel October 15, 2019