Folded

When you laugh so much you fold over and can't get up.

A drunk person

"I'm folded" usually typed

"I was folded, that was so funny"

"He was folded after the shots"

by Pseudonym Pewdienym February 15, 2022

Folding Pizza Boxes

When you get a blowjob in the back of a pizza restaurant

We're gonna be folding pizza boxes at Rusty's

by 4FUKsakes December 14, 2017

Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.

by jgryt February 11, 2022

Fold

Fold; overweight and elderly (combination of fat and old)

Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.

my daughter and I are having ice cream and I ask her if i look “fold” or “am i folded?”

friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”

bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”

by Petexia Tired-of-all-this June 23, 2022

Folded in

Sex.

“What happened to Steph after the bar? She went home with the bartender and totally got folded in”

by Wise guy 2012 September 1, 2021

Fetty-Fold

The effect of bending your body forward, head to ankles, while under the influence of fentanyl. Standing on two feet in a sleep state, folded over, giving the appearance of cherry-picking, or carpet-surfing.

Rocky caught Preach on the ring camera doing the Fetty-Fold as he was trying to knock on the door.

by 0z3-N0-DoZzznOff July 13, 2025

pocket fold

Like scissoring, but when the two women also fold their upper bodies over each other.

Julie and Anne became experts at the pocket fold this afternoon.

by Puntmuffer October 8, 2017