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lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work
That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.
by bolognaround May 7, 2015
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Fingerlingus

The act of acquiring human female vaginal fluids using fingers and orally sharing them with another person.
Always wash hands after fingerlingus prior to making a sandwich for your mother.
by Bobbbuhbobbob August 2, 2017
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Fongering

When you're fingering your partner in one of their respective holes and something goes terribly wrong, such as broken fingers, or tears in certain places.
"Man, everything was going well until the fingering turned into fongering. She's making me pay her medical bills."
by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017
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lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
by QuacksO June 21, 2018
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Lingering Zebra

A kind and caring person. Does not have anything to do with losers or illness.

Could maybe spend the night in a haunted house.
She a proper lingering zebra she is.

I know right? She proper kind and has nothing to do with disease or being a loser.
by Somebloke September 25, 2020
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Lingering Zebra

An ebil person who is known to kill her friends and be toxic. Is actually nice but will kill you and claim her innocence.
Person 1: “pls no ebil”

Person 2: “she’s a lingering zebra, she will murder you!”
by Somebloke September 25, 2020
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fungering

when you finger fuck a person, its called fungering
to put it simply, finger+fucking=fungering
lesbians are the best at fungering
by katpiss everdeen December 24, 2020
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