Fingerless February 

If boys have to do no nut November then girls should do fingerless February!

Jeff- “it sucks that boys have to do no but November, I wish girls did something.”
George- “how about fingerless February, girls can put there fingers in there area for all of February.”
Jeff- “good idea, we should post it on the urban dictionary, February is officially the month for girls to suffer!”

Fingerless February by Nicky Noyesssss November 6, 2019

February 2nd

Guys born on this day have a really nice dick, they are tall and goofy as well. Girls born on this day are sexy as fuck and have a lot of cake if you know what I mean.

“Yo see that (girl/guy), he was DEFINITELY born on February 2nd”

February 2nd by MediumDickRandy October 21, 2019

February 29th 

The 60th day of a leap year in the Gregorian Calendar.

I was born on February 29th. *is better than you*

February 29th by omgztrendwhore September 24, 2005

February 12 

Abraham Lincoln’s birthday also national plum pudding day

Ayo bro what day is it ?
Abraham Lincoln’s birthday fam, never forget february 12

February 12 by Andy whelan October 17, 2019

February 9th 

February 9th also know as national pizza day

Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus

Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza

February 9th by Missa582 October 14, 2019

February 26 

People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.

"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"

"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."

February 26 by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019

february 23rd 

National Yeet day. On this day you can yEeT your life away. yEeT is a word commonly communicated between memester. This can be to fling and object or an actual human being.

Omg I can't wait for February 23rd so I can yEeT my brother
Yeetus fetus deletus

february 23rd by anonymous November 3, 2019