fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Fast food Buffet

Going to at least 3 fast food restaurants and getting something from each.

The wife and I are getting fast food buffet tonight.

by SenAte.. June 11, 2017

fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened

Bro did u fast chair that chick

by DenewProfit May 6, 2018

fast action

A boy who doesn’t want a commitment that just want to Netflix and chill

Bill is about that fast action

by Bidie May 26, 2018

fast food

Eating a female out while she's driving; road head for girls.

She almost hit a car when her boy made her fast food on the way to the movie.

by meowmix1986 June 5, 2018

Fast Poo

Diarrhea. A term created by Makayla Jones .

Mom, dad, I have the fast poos.

by bobo1778 July 14, 2018

Fast Food Syndrome

Fast Food Syndrome is thinking you know what you want to order at your favorite joint and all of a sudden Boom!! You don't know what to eat. Taking very long to make a decision to settle for the most lame value sandwich of all.

OH My GOSH!!! I forgot what I wanted to eat, UGH!! I must be having a bad case of Fast Food Syndrome.

by The_Bambino_88 January 9, 2019