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Facebook Double Team

When someone makes a post on Facebook and you and another friend (the double teamers) both comment on the post in order to make fun of the original post. The comments almost always end in smiley faces to express sarcastic joy or happiness. The comments need to be made close together time-wise and should convey a similar message.

This is often used when a couple are getting too lovey dovey on Facebook and you want to ruin the moment and make it awkward for both of them. It is best to use it when the couple just like each other and aren't going out yet. Use it then for optimum awkwardness. Facebook double teaming is also used to make fun of a dude who is whipped by his girl. Whit-cheee

It can also be used to argue and make fun of people who make stupids posts or statuses.
boy posts on girl's wall: Hey you, I can't wait for Friday night! Going out to the movies with you is my favorite! Mwah!

comment by Facebook Double Team: You two are so cute!!! ;) :)

comment by other Facebook Double Teamer: You lovebirds are meant for each other! =)

girl posts on boy's wall: Hey what did you get on the science test?? I was just wondering since you stayed up to study so late lol.
KBYE

comment by double teamer: Get Some! =) =)

comment by other double teamer: These two should be a couple they are so adorable together! ;)

status by idiot: ed thomas convicted send him to texas too die

comment by double teamer: nice one ed thomas was murdered. mark becker was convicted

comment by other double teamer: ur such an idiot. classic "enter name"
by WOSH & BASS March 27, 2010
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Facebook mid-life crisis

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009
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Facebook Familiar

Someone you see at a bar or a club who looks really familiar but you can't quite remember how you know them or where from. As the night progresses you realize you may be friends with them on facebook or have just seen them in pictures on facebook because you are that creepy person who looks at everyone's photos and profiles.
"Dude that girl looks really familiar but I can't remember where I know her from."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, shes probably just Facebook Familiar"
by The Real Reid Durost May 15, 2008
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facebook

A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)
Facebooker 1: Hey I was on facebook today and after I read the news feed I learned that megan's relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall!

Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.
by Gaby Gutierrez October 13, 2006
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Facebook

Facebook, gotta catch'em all!
by joon21 June 2, 2010
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Facebook slut

A person who is addicted to facebook. This person always knows their friend count, and it usually includes many people that they dont even know. Every time a facebook slut is near a computer, he or she automatically logs in and looks around the site for half an hour.
Dennis is always talking about how many friends he has on Facebook. Every time he visits me, Dennis logs on to my computer to check his Facebook. Dennis is such a Facebook Slut!
by John 26 December 2, 2005
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Facebook friend

A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.
John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.
by Alexandrine G. June 3, 2011
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