As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.
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If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
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yo im bout to go shred the slopes with the rest of the eastern skiers but first let me go hop in my dad's range rover and give a pregame blowy
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