Ethan Han

A mystical creature that tend to 装逼 in the Chinese International school of Keystone Academy

He is also outrageously ugly

Why are you such an Ethan Han?
You play basketball like Ethan Han!

by AesBusta696969 September 8, 2019

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Ethan Reed

Fat and gay. As simple as that

Did you see Ethan reed
I know he’s so fat and gay

by Totallytrueright December 6, 2019

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Ethan Moment

A moment of stupidity so incomprehensible by the average human, that it can only be classified as an “Ethan Moment”

Person 1: “The earth is a bowl, and China, and Canada are at the bottom, therefore, easier to access space”
Person 2: “Bro you’re so retarded, you just had an Ethan moment

by Daftcunt23 July 28, 2019

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Ethan

One who does not wear a shirt.

Someone who needs to be constantly reminded to wear a shirt.

I was so Braded last night I got Arieled by an Ethan who then Jaked me.

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011

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A dude you should never let go of. Someone who will motivate you to be your best. Although he has an eager side to him, which could be good or bad, he's always has that goody-two-shoes side in him. His traits include: intelligent, handsome, charming, cute, HOT, musically talented, dorky, romantic, stubborn, and will always be a mama's boy. Never let a guy like him go; he will always be there to support you. Once he's out of your life, you'll feel as if you'll never live the same ever again.

"You dated Ethan?!"
"Yup. I still wish I was. He's great."

by Athena's photosynthesis thing March 13, 2016

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