The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018
Get the ethanmug. Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.
by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by Turts the god May 21, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by Ethan is a dwarf February 23, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.