A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary
Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!
by Bowslosski October 31, 2023
Get the Naughty adult elfmug. Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
by MisterHollie December 27, 2021
Get the Elf Shoesmug. The act of tying hemp around the balls, shaft, and neck to make the perfect long bow. Once the bow is strung, cum on all the enemies to be defeated.
by Breezy707 July 17, 2018
Get the ELF LORDmug. enjoys shagging your mother.
by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021
Get the my sleep paralysis elfmug. kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
Get the elf in a jarmug. Number eleven in german.
by L0REDO March 17, 2021
Get the ELFmug.