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Educated Everyman

A character that the Cabbie Homicide author coined when he does metafiction and real person fiction at his own expense as he does the style known as Real Person Horror (there are rules in the form as don't kill the real person off because they might have a sick fuck inspired by this. See stalker as those who are MarySue might wonder if this is a variation of the development. The character is usually had some college or self-educated (ie attended a community college) and well versed in unexplored subject matter as the roots come from Western Philosophy. As this is often stems from the roots of Amateur Sleth and Philosophical literature; as it's an archtype drawn from problem novels and modeled after Wes Craven's research for material sometimes coming up with subject matter from the same source material but not plagiarism. The character is modeled from Richard Matheson's horror output as he uses real places and real neighborhoods -- a variation of the badass normal coined by TVTropes. The character is a blue collar but transplanted into academia as the origins come from GlendaleHeights and CarolStream. Such characters are a combination of book and street smart as the character is common with urban fiction.
What is an Educated Everyman? The heavy metal pastor who weighed in on the King James Only Movement is the archetype for this character when they're much older. TVTropes would consider the archetype of the Greek philosopher Aesop but minus the funny talking animals. What ever you do, just don't steal their walkman in Cabrini Green because they will give you chase at full sprint.
by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018
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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021
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last education

a) The last level of education attained by currently living adults who do no longer go to school, b) the last level of education attained by someone who has died whilst pursuing some form of education
Even though she passed away whilst wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, forever marking her dedication to learning.
by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025
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Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)
Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!
by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025
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Re-education camp

Like sex, everyone gets to do it but me.
Hym "Damn! He gets to go to one too!? This is horse shit man. I keep trying to get into these Re-education camps but they just wont let me..." ☹️
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office
Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
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fundamental paper education

A baldi's basic rip-off series that full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students
A : yo, what are you watching?
B : fundamental paper education
A : you're a fucking loser
by Mac cool guy April 18, 2024
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