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Family Life Education

A euphemism for sex ed so parents don't get pissed and yell at the school board about how their baby boy/girl is clearly not ready for the topic even though they knew five years earlier
Parent: It's great to know they're teaching you kids how to deal with a family and making you like responsible adults unlike that pesky sex ed
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education
by theyhavepotential January 19, 2025
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Educated failure

People who have gone to an elite prep school or a ivy league university but are boring and unimpressive in their post educational social/professional lives.
by Sexydimma October 16, 2024
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Educated Wish

A wish based on knowledge and experience and therefore likely to come true.
Wolverine: You Lied
Deadpool : NO!!!! I made an educated Wish!!!!!!
by Cashbeaste July 29, 2024
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Classically Educated

When you’re really smart and use the right yours in the correct context.
Being classically educated also means you don’t believe victims and find dog sexual assault funny LOL.
It also gives you n word hard r pass because you think racism is a conspiracy theory. (e.g. being racist to muslims isn’t racist)
your heinous is correct
you’re clapped is wrong

USE THE RIGHT YOUR
Another example of being classically educated:
Haru...stop talking about your abuse and let me show you my private folder of my daughter. 😁😁😁
Shit in bed!
by Wilfyisaboatthat February 13, 2021
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DeLaSalle Education Center

A high school in KCMO full of bops and stoners. Half of the students are high and 5% of the girls are pregnant. No one there gives a single fuck, they either want to graduate or be a thug.
"DeLaSalle Education Center is poor as hell"
by Zackary Backary August 14, 2025
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Department of Education

Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?
Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Minecraft Education Edition

A soopid as bedrock edition copy. Used for "Education purpuses"
Just play java edition its just better in so many ways

Never EVER install Minecraft Education Edition
by DanneAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH March 13, 2023
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