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Call of Duty 

Another way of referring to taking a poop. Mainly fun to use while playing Call Of Duty video games.
Person 1: gg
Person 2: brb, call of duty
Call of Duty by jt896 July 27, 2008

New call of duty 

Shite
That's it just shite
Fuck sake the new call of duty is shite
New call of duty by ryank.main on ig November 23, 2019

Call of Duty 4 

Easily one of the best games of all time. The campaign unique, inventive, cinematic. The storyline itself is amazing. It takes you from flying into a smll middle-eastern country, to the radiation ridden mashes of Pripyat, Ukraine, to the mountains of Azberijiian and Russia. You fight as rookie SAS soldier "Soap MacTavish" and US Marine "Sgt. Paul Jackson" fighting terrorist soldiers and Pro-Soviet Russian Ultranationalists, ultimately ending in the head of the Russian rebels being killed, Sgt. Jackson dying shortly after a nuclear explosion, and nearly every member of the team of SAS operatives being killed.

As for the multiplayer, it has never-ending enjoyment and will not become boring, given any amount of time. Play online for fun and skill, don't show off by racking up points by using the M16 or Martyrdom and ruining the game for everyone.

The worst part, though, is Halo3 players and such bashing the game for being better. Halo 3 is a great game, but its multiplayer is frustrating and matchmaking tends to get linear and boring.
Halo 3 Player: ZOMG Call of Duty 4 is for noobs it sux and h@l03 4 t3h w!n lololol

Noob: Duuude! I am so good with the M16, it racks up the kills! And martyrdom is awesome too! Everytime I die, I get a kill!

Experienced player: If you werent a noob, you would know that the m16 is a nearly instakill gun, and therefore, unfair and annoying. Martyrdom doesnt require skill, and rewards players for dying. Fail.

Call of Duty Black Ops Two 

The sequel to the first Black Ops. Set in 2025 during a future conflict with China you play as Alex Masons son. It will most likely attract many buyers and may do better than its predecessor. Zombies is also likely to be included. Others say it looks like COD was combined with Halo and Battlefield somehow got in there.
Person 1-You gonna pre-order Call of Duty Black Ops Two?
Person 2-Hell yes!

Person 1- You gonna pre-order Black Ops 2?
Person 3-Hell NO! I'm gonna wait for Battlefield 3s two DLC's coming out around that time, Armored Kill and End Game

Call of Duty Black Ops

For poeple with no taste who haven't experienced Battlefield, and would rather go for an entirely unrealistic, historically inaccurate game. Also the only reson anyone buys an XBox 360, now that Halo is finished.
Person: 'I just bought Battlefield 2, it's the best game ever!'
Idiot: 'Oh, yeah I've heard of it. Isn't it just like Call of Duty Black Ops?'

Call of Duty Black Ops

The single most overrated game of all time, tying with everything else COD related. Seriously, 5 year olds play these games. What has the world come to?
See overrated

Call of Duty Black Ops, oops, I mean, Call of Doody, sucks
5-yr-old "NuH uH tHiS gAmE IZ LyK tEh bEASTEST nd EpIk
Call of Duty Black Ops by I hate CoD November 14, 2011