Drunkentific

"Scientific" sounding idea brought on during a drunken stupor. Usually not accurate whatsoever.

Dude, your idea to burn Calico Jack in a boiler to achieve 140% efficiency is brilliant! Why don't people make these drunkentific discoveries more often?

by Mikemacx113 December 26, 2016

drunkenstumble

The manner of walking when one is overly drunk, often barely standing upright or repeatedly falling over.

He tried to drunkenstumbled to the car, but passed out a few feet short.

by catastrophic.moose February 19, 2017

drunkerosity

The quality of being kind and generous induced by the consumption of alcohol.

In a show of drunkerosity, Joe bought a round of shots for the group.

by @sps March 17, 2017

drunken dragon

When you hold somebody's hair back as they throw up like a pissed off dragon spitting flames, but you're fucking them doggy style all at the same time.

Fuckboy: Damn, I finally tried the dirty sanchez with this bitch I met last night.

Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!

by NotSoChipper March 20, 2017

Druncle

Your drunk uncle

my uncle Larry is such a druncle

by larrytime September 29, 2017

drunken grandma

A type of pizza with a square crust, mozzarella cheese, and alla vodka sauce.

That drunken grandma pizza from Mary's is quite delicious!

by VinnyTestaverde December 6, 2017

Drundle

A shitload!
More than needed

That old man had a drundle of tools.

There's drundles of fish in that river.

by Holmzy65 September 27, 2018