Rolls-Royce Defender

A Rolls-Royce Defender is a central defender with a commanding presence and effortless physical dominance. This player wins tackles and out-wrestles his opponents and makes defending look easy, pretty much the definition of Liverpool’s Virgil Van Dijk.

Paul: Did you see Van Dijk’s performance against United?

Chris: He was untouchable, he’s a Rolls-Royce defender, the best in the world.

by Deathcabforeli August 29, 2021

defenestrate

to eject someone from a window

"piss me off and i shall defenestrate you"
"we wouldn't want anything happening to your fenestrates now would we

by Rex Mundi January 28, 2004

defensive dating

Only making a move when one sees an opening. Sometimes mistook as chivalry, sometimes mistook as being a pansy. Always rewards for flirtatious and engaging behaviour.

Sally: We've gone out twice now and you haven't even kissed me. Are you into me or not?
David: I'm defensive dating, and you didn't seem all that interested in getting physical.
Sally: Kiss me, you fool.
David: Awesome.

by gimmickless December 3, 2009

chewbacca defense

A straw man argument featured on the popular series South Park.

My client was found with blood all over his clothes and a gun in his hand, but because Kelogg's the breakfast of champions, you must find him not guilty.

by Exitium March 29, 2005

defensive wounds

a) wounds, mostly on hands/arms, a victim gets when trying to fend off an attacker

b) (joke) scratches on the back a man can get after wild (but consentual) sex

a) The victim had defensive wounds all over his forearms, cuts from a small knife.

b) Hey! You have defensive wounds all over your back! Your GF is a real scratcher!

by jjolson January 3, 2011

Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.

Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.

by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011

Defensive Dialing

The act of pulling out your cell phone after seeing someone you know but want to avoid conversing with them. The hope is that they see that you are busy on your phone, so they decide they shouldn't approach you. This must be done before the person notices that you in fact, saw them first.

I saw my old neighbor outside while I was checking the mail today. I pulled out my cell phone and started defensive dialing so that I wouldn't have to get stuck talking to him for the next 10 minutes.

by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011