up-douche

To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.

When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.

After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.

by seebass54 July 18, 2011

Giant Douche

The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.

So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sandwich?

by Jon Opium October 16, 2006

Douche-mover

1. It is used in the show on ABC Family called Greek. It was used as a cut-down for the persons actions; that were actions a asshole or Douche-bag.
2. When some one does something that would deam them a Douche. The things they did was a douche-move and that person would be a douche-mover.

douchebag

That was a douche-move. Your a douche-mover.

by Jayman236 September 10, 2009

Douche pube

When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.

Damn, man, I never realized how much of a douche pube Aaron was.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

King Douche

A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.

Marc is on a whole different level... he is king douche.

by speakermouth March 24, 2011

royal douche

A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.

Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.

by cbear'09 March 20, 2011

Douche Magouche

A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!

My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche.

by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010