Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.
Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
by Mytholces January 6, 2014
Get the douche a twelvemug. by Jon Opium October 16, 2006
Get the Giant Douchemug. 1. It is used in the show on ABC Family called Greek. It was used as a cut-down for the persons actions; that were actions a asshole or Douche-bag.
2. When some one does something that would deam them a Douche. The things they did was a douche-move and that person would be a douche-mover.
2. When some one does something that would deam them a Douche. The things they did was a douche-move and that person would be a douche-mover.
by Jayman236 September 10, 2009
Get the Douche-movermug. When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
Get the Douche pubemug. A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.
by speakermouth March 24, 2011
Get the King Douchemug. A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.
Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.
by cbear'09 March 20, 2011
Get the royal douchemug. A douche magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!
by amberwambertamber November 24, 2010
Get the Douche Magouchemug.