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Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Dodge

by Big papy November 16, 2021
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doggie dodge

Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.
Norm Shoved my dog off there bed last night doing the doggie dodge and now my dog is butt hurt.
by MuddyBottoms August 22, 2022
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Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex
How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.
by big eye bandit January 5, 2019
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Dodge Rock

Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.
Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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Knotty Dodge

The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.
Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy

(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)

(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013
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Didge dodge

Trying to be sneaky to avoid something. A mental version of the physsical "dodge"
Joel Osteen hid money in his walls. he was trying to didge dodge paying SSN and Medicaid taxes
by BKLDK December 11, 2021
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