One of the "Big Three" truck brands in the United States. Usually known for a dash that is sun bleached and will break if you breathe on it too hard, and also blown transmissions. Most Dodge owners have a tell about their sexuality, being that if they have the tow mirrors flipped up, you can most assuredly assume that they are not heterosexual.
Brian: Hey dude I just got a dodge! I can't wait to take you for a ride!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!
by FoundOnRoadDead November 13, 2020

Me: BAM SHOCK DODGE!
by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021

Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023

Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.
by MuddyBottoms August 22, 2022

How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.
by big eye bandit January 5, 2019

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.
by Fuzz Butt September 1, 2013

The act of leaving a toilet bowl full of piss that smells like a rabbit got fist fucked by a car battery.
by Rancid Panda August 30, 2019
