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Bag of dicks

(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.
they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!
by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010
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Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.
Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!
by Tarrak November 2, 2010
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dicks Jangling

by Mikawk November 23, 2009
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dicksgusted

adj. The state of finding a dick repulsive or weird, either in a lesbian or a straight way. Mostly applicable to lesbians.
Jenny; I'm not a lesbian, but I'm dicksgusted. It's so odd!

Sandra; Ikr, it looks like part of a rejected costume from a Star Trek alien.
by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014
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Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.
by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017
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fuck dicks

expression; often used after feelings of excitement or anguish
eg 1: fuck dicks Milton! Thats a large ghoststbusters t shirt, where did you get that from?

eg 2:"meine shloss hat eine grosse leak"
"fuch dickshlongenrr!"
"iich bin bien, mein unklewinkel gerfixt es"
"fuch dickschlongenerr, danke mein bestes beefjerky" ...said Barry to his sister
by weblin October 20, 2008
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Kamego Dicks

Unit of measure:
Used to identify substantially small items usually hard to see by the naked eye
1.)What size shoe do you wear? Size 10.5 or 74 Kamego Dicks
2.) That wall is 34 Kamego Dicks out of plum (approx 3")
3.)That drywall is only 18 Kamego Dicks thick, we needed full 5/8" thick.
by <PonySlaystation> August 31, 2017
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