The Murder Dock

the murder dock is where i am.

user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

murder dock

by user7029823410407 February 4, 2021

Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.

He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.

by innovayahead November 16, 2014

Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.

Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!

by SebiBaby May 27, 2018

under the dock

the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. A hangover so severe that one isn't even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.

Ian drank wayyy too much Jameson last night and was under the dock all day today

by anomily01 February 5, 2014

rubber docking

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.

Those guys are rubber docking

by GiraffeSummer June 13, 2018

dock fucker

Some one who has sex with a literal dock and gets splinters in their dick casing deep pain in the foreskin

You are a dock fucker

by magical baby fetus June 9, 2019

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg May 1, 2008