defect

the koolest guy on eartth and ownz everyone on ize irc :) especially snuffkin.

omg i wish i was a defect!!!

by blah February 4, 2005

Wank Detector

Device used to sound an alarm if anything increases in size by over 2 Inches, more elaborite systems have a Laser used to disintergate the object.

Pretty Obvious? if not, then go ask your dad.

by Kestrel April 16, 2005

DeFeCtEd!

One of the greatest bands covering AC/DC and Nirvana plus many more!!

DefeCtEd! is the greatest band in the world!

by DeFeCtEd! Bassist June 23, 2006

detective bongload

Kinda roams around freely and collects information about everyone and then forwards said info to everyone who doesn't give a fuck.

Hey bro you need to quit runnin your neck about Brian getting high , start calling you detective bongload.

by Dat White Bitch April 7, 2017

detention center

Alternate term for vagina.

I have captured you in my detention center.

by Herman Gottlieb February 12, 2017

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing , smartest people alive!!!!!

Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

birth defects

adjective;Used to describe a dumb person. A decription of someone who is fucking stupid.

Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!

by Reason85 February 17, 2014