deleted

to beat someone at something, completely embarrassing them in the process

did you see theo walcott last night? mate, the liverpool defence got deleted!!!!!

by dangerman123 April 9, 2008

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An auto-replacement for a message than an idiot wrote in an online forum, public or private, that was either so offensive, so irrelevant, so non-sensical or so off-topic that it was erased. In other words, you're not missing anything when you see this.

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by AllegraD- July 8, 2005

defetus

An unrealistic mindset that leads a person to believe she can make money simply by giving birth.

An attitude not grounded in reality.

Jake: "I just don't believe that bitch thinks she's gonna get millions just because she can have multiple kids."

Joan:"Yeah. That's what I call a real defetus attitude."

by Humor Smith February 23, 2009

Delete Expert

Someone who has learned to hit the delete button whenever a negative or discouraging thought tries to infect his mental software to make him look guilty, stupid, or worried.

Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.

by MathPlus December 23, 2018

control alt delete

used by a clueless old person on a computer when his/her computer gets a virus. usually has no effect or makes the problem worse

The gray haired dude control alt deleted and blew up hiroshima and nagasaki.

by Pseudonymzzzzz April 29, 2009

Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.

I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!

by wheaty January 2, 2009

delete

1) to remove something permanently, like a paragraph of text, a file on the computer, but does not really apply to another living thing or human
2) to remove the leet out of something: likely text
de(remove)-L337
de-l337

1) RIGHT: delete that sentence, it is not needed
WRONG: now that you have a gun, go delete that guy
2) Lyk OMG! LOL
deleted form: Like Oh My God! Laughing Out Loud

by this website is ruined February 4, 2007