deja-flu

When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).

"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"

by Diogenetics January 1, 2022

Deja Wee

When you take a wee and it's similar to another wee you took a while ago

I just got a splitstream! What Deja wee.

by CrackyReal January 2, 2022

Deja vu

Ive just been in this place before, HIGHER 9N THE STREETS!

Hi, deja vu

by Sky_the_gay_dragon January 2, 2022

Deja Flu

when you IMMEDIATELY catch a cold/flu etc after recovering

I can't believe I got sick again. talk about Deja Flu

by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022

Deja Loo

that feeling when you need to use the bathroom shortly after leaving the bathroom, so you annoyingly re-enter the bathroom to do-do your business

i absolutely hate it when i have to return to the bathroom.
stupid brain, stupid bowels/bladder and stupid deja loo!

by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022

Deja WTF

The feeling you've heard this same bullshit a thousand times.

"It's not you, it's me.."
"That's some Deja WTF ever.."

by Mathias McShredster March 11, 2022

Deja vu

Deja vu: She's a know at all retarded woman

Deja vu: She's a faggot

by TurdmanMagee April 16, 2022