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what the deuce

A generalized inquiry as to the nature or overall well-being of someone or something.
What the deuce are my keys doing in the toilet, again?
by james007ssagent June 23, 2010
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deuce-deuce

A 22 ounce bottle of (malt) liquor.
"Gimme a couple dollars so I can bring you back a deuce-deuce nigga!"
by Cecil Beals November 23, 2007
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forty deuce

Forty-second street in NYC, back in the day before it was all Disnified. Whores, drugs and crime, which is way better than tourists, the Lion King and theme restaurants.
Yo, let's go to forty deuce and score some angel dust.
by goyische shitheel June 10, 2008
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Deuce

1) (n) A "deuce deuce" is a .22 caliber handgun.
2) (n) 20 ounce of liquor.
"About to get loose with the deuce
deuce" -- Ice Cube (Gangsta fairytale II 1993).
by halla November 14, 2003
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deuce caboose

The deuce caboose is a quite humorus term refering to the toilet and defacating, dropping a deuce.
"Dude, that mexican food went right through me! When I got home I headed straight for the deuce caboose and dropped one, wait I mean two!
by Dustin Crew November 23, 2007
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Seven deuce

Pimp Squad Click, ya bitch, please believe we
Bust four-fifths like them niggas on tv.
Niggas talk breezy but they don't wanna see me
hoppin out, squeeze three, then there go GP!
Try to Muscle me, nigga, please who the hell are you?
Shut yo fuckin' mouth and stop that bleeding's what you better do.
Professionals, are ya? Part of this will be a lesson too,
but they keep poppin off at the mouth and I can't wrestle you.
Go hop back in the seven deuce, the color of tomato juice
niggas let loose, hope them pussy niggas bullet proof.
Don't get a nigga misconstrued 'cause I'm in a suit,
cause if ya see me pull the two's, cause I'm feelin' "shoot".
I got loot and it control the globe,
what is ya stupid or somn, u s'possed to know.
I'll hit u with the 'fo 'til ya torso explode.
Bitch you ain't comin' back to life like Soul II Soul
Ay
-T.I.
by jsquiz December 2, 2009
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"Deuce Hour"

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m.,that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the shitter, because it's almost "Deuce Hour".
by jeremy@clownpenis.fart September 4, 2008
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