Daven

a person with a huge cock

Dude, that's such a huge Daven!

by JBeargoneo March 9, 2009

hello dave

Phrase said to people by Papa Lazarou, just before he tells them that they are now his wife... and he kidnaps them.
From The League of Gentlemen.

Papa Lazarou knocks on door of house, person answers, he says "Hello Dave", "Your my wife now dave", and he kidnaps them!

by Rebecca The Red January 16, 2005

Dave Matthews Band Syndrome

Dave Matthews Band Syndrome (D.M.B.S.) is a negative characteristic of something, which is otherwise enjoyable, but you are forced to HATE because said something's fans lack the ability to shut the fuck up about how much they love it.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic suffers from Dave Matthews Band Syndrome. See also The New York Yankees, Metallica, and Harry Potter.

by Wood Sage April 12, 2013

Dead Dave's Burgers

Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.

Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Dave

Dave is not a salmon.

That's not a Dave, that's a salmon!

by Jimbo1531 October 25, 2010

Dave

Our lord and savior Dave. A cool, chill, funny, and rocking person.

My mate Dave

Hey Dave! You meet any Daves lately

by AngelWingsYT January 22, 2019

Daven

Daven is cool and has a huge cock and his black friend is probably gay and I think his name is Jeffrey, daven is cool and smokes weed all day he a cool kid

Daven is lit

by Clouivty June 29, 2020