why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this

why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books

by UltraBoss December 2, 2016

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

urban dictionary

An ingenious marketing ploy whereby the creators of the dictionary get written definitions from various authors via the web (which then becomes the intellectual property of the creators) who then bind them into a book entitled "Urban Dictionary" and hawk it to various publishing houses until one of them agrees to publish it and make them rich - while the various authors who contributed to the book remain poor.

The creators of the Urban Dictionary are geniuses!

by Loxi July 19, 2009

Ubran Dictionary

You spelled it incorrectly. It's Urban Dictionary.

Since you're a moron, you should probably learn how to spell.

You just looked up "Ubran Dictionary" because you're either stoned, drunk, or just a bad speller.

by CaptainJack September 25, 2006

looking up names on urban dictionary

when you look up the definitions of names on this site. one usually looks up your own name, then their friends. the top results are usually flattering which give leeway to the assumption that the definitions are just made by a name-owner's SO. sometimes they can be strangely accurate.

Brad: What are you doing?
James: looking up names on urban dictionary. the top definition for your name says you're an amazing person.
Brad: oh wow. your's says you're a good dude.
James: lets bang
Brad: ok no homo

by wiz2 May 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Originally a dictionary for slang, now just a place where people post their opinions on celebrities (not slang), TV Shows (not slang), bands (not slang), and anything else (except slang)

OMG Urban Dictionary!

by FlareNUKE October 16, 2006

urban dictionary

a dictionary that dumb teenagers post definitions on

The definition that the boy posted on Urban Dictionary was - "Toenail: a form of cheese"

by limpcheez May 16, 2007