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Daniel

A guy that has been so controlled in his past relationship(s), that he rejects the idea of being with a person that only wants to help him become more free, let him make his own decisions, pay attention to him, care for him when he needs it, and show him that he is more than a body and more than a boyfriend. This person only wants to aid him on his journey of becoming whatever it is he wants and needs to be, but he reduces her to a friends with benefits, or fuck buddy because sadly at this time, that's what best suits him. He thinks that a relationship means that he'll have to change and he'll be suffocated, when really that's what a relationship with his ex meant. He has trouble grasping that he can still be free in every way (including sexually), while still being with this person. A commitment to her does not mean changing, but keeping the situation that they're in with the dates, the sex sessions, and the nonmonogamy, while expressing their feelings (if he has them) through a declaration of relationship status (i.e. Boyfriend and girlfriend) that they can refer to each other with.
S: Is that Daniel over there?
A: yeah but girl don't get attached he's not emotionally available
S: No problem I'm not the type to get attached
*Shit goes down*
S: I should have listened to you

A: told you so
by Loveyouloveme June 27, 2018
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Daniel

A basic bitch. Probably plays dark souls all the time and thinks watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventures is a personality trait.
"Respect the pouch"-Basic bitch Daniel
by respect the pouch June 28, 2020
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Daniel

A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga

Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
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Daniel

A sweet tall boy with a big heart. He often is accompanied by his girlfriend which he loves very much and she knows.
Daniels have the brightest smile softest eyes and comforting voice.

They never cheat on their girlfriends many girl will approach Daniel but he will ignore them in favor of his girlfriend. Daniels are known to give the best hugs and forehead kisses.
Daniels are also super funny and smart to the point u think they've read a million books.
Daniel is amazing
Daniel is kind.

I love Daniel
by Lightkya November 2, 2022
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Daniel

Daniel is a guy who would suck anyones dick for money
Were daniel ? Oh he probably sucking a guys dick right now
by LexdexZan October 16, 2019
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Daniel

Yo, I found a meme, a brazilian dude with black curly hair, u know wha someone said? :Dis nibba is gae.
Daniel is gay
by FlyingCOckman April 10, 2019
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Daniel

A meme god. You will laugh even when your dead
Daniel is a meme god
by Omar20042004 January 10, 2019
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