An often controversial, yet perrenial favorite NFL team that has won five Super Bowls. Called "America's Team," even though this has added to the continued controversy surrounding the team's highly-visible owner (Jerry Jones), his players (sometimes problematic) and coaching staff (usually outspoken).
by Scott Hume May 15, 2005
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NFL Fan: What's your team?
redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?
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by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006
Get the Dallas Cowboys mug.A bunch of retards. their roster includes such football "greats" as Terrell Owens, who would stop nothing short of raping a dog on main St to get attention. How good are the Niners and the Eagles Doing this year? Dallas is next. Or Tony Romo, if indeed a straight man, the only one would deny a relationship with Jessica Simpson. Their current coach is Bill Parcels, the biggest Idiot in football, save Terrell Owens. The Cowboys fans are a bunch of ignorant Deuchbags, about 99 percent of whom start cheering for other teams when things go wrong in dallas
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The epitome of the girl next door, but stare in her eyes for long enough and you are swoon. Sensual, yet sensitive. Intelligent, yet comical. Construction workers go to work just to see her walk by.
greek goddess of love, sex, & many yummy things
The epitome of the girl next door, but stare in her eyes for long enough and you are swoon. Sensual, yet sensitive. Intelligent, yet comical. Construction workers go to work just to see her walk by.
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