A dale is a most of the time a handsome guy. He breaks girls’ hearts but was amazing when he spent time with them. A dale has a huge dick (like omg) AKA DALE SCICLUNA HEQHIMHIM
by Jasminealla July 8, 2018

Redneck alpha male known to many parts of rural America. Prefers to drive fast and eat ass. Fully supports the second amendment, beer and is most commonly spotted by their unique long hair and cut denim shorts. A rebellious group that doesn't listen to sissy boy government personal about anything. Known as the biggest threat to today's "woke culture".
That guy who drove by my brother's bar mitzvah Saturday morning screeching the tires with his 1978 Camaro was being a huge Dale.
by Julio Coleman March 22, 2022

Some guy who wants to love someone, a simp per se. This guy has anger issues and great mood swings, you can see them fat and skinny, mostly burly and sexy, I guess. I bet this guy plays a card game. He hopes to be in love so ladies, please be nice to him. he seems to be grumpy sometimes
by MercadesMan May 3, 2022

by Favorite Nephew June 22, 2021

by Bdienebeodn July 11, 2024

Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
by Stretched asshole March 5, 2024

When you pass out doing a ballon of nitrous and everyone at the party tries to wake you up by slapping you in the face with their dicks
by Hot Dale September 16, 2022
