cuckold

When a wife leaves her husband for another male more dominant and with a larger cock because she feels he's the alpha male

Jack was cuckolded by his coworker

by swansonrenton May 17, 2015

Custodian

A fucking janitor you walnuts

Jeff: the custodian looks like a janitor
Fred: you fucking egg

by Walnutman May 29, 2018

cussometer

A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.

The word jerk is very high on Marcy's cussometer.

by raidercoy March 24, 2009

Customer Satisfaction Campaign

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.

Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."

by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010

Rogue Customer

A rogue customer is one who gives a tradesman a hard time. This could be down to the customer being perdantic or even going to lengths not to pay there bills often leaving the tradesmen without money for a month. There are only a few ways to get back at these bad customers.

http://www.roguecustomers.co.uk
is one such of those and as such members go on and add to the database of bad customers. Traders will one day beat the customer is always right campaign.

Rogue Customer - I am not paying your bill of £5000 because your builder was scruffy in look. The work is perfect but your workman is a mess and i am not happy.

by Reaper!! August 17, 2008

laundromat cuckolding

Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.

"These aren't my jeans."
"Someone's probably laundromat cuckolding you."

by gingitsune23 January 14, 2009

Canine Cuckolding

When ones closest friend engages in sexual intercourse with your dogs wife/girlfriend. The act is usually completed by spitting the cum into the cuckheld dogs mouth.

Her: "I'm going to cuckold your dog, asshole" Him: "You're going to fuck my dogs... wife?. That would be canine cuckolding!!!"

by VVforCC September 25, 2011