Beaded Curtain

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011

hair curtain

a particular type of male pattern baldness, in which a strip of thinning hair extends from one ear to the other, across the back of the skull

No old-man disguise would be complete without an artfully applied hair curtain.

by 1014 November 26, 2007

meat curtains

Meat curtains- vaginal lips, vulva.

With great intent, i parted her meat curtains with my cock. Three days later of constand pounding, her meat curtains hung down to her knees. I was proud , and so was my bishop. It was a monu,ental moment in my life, and hers.

by confusious me. June 3, 2016

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 5, 2003

curtain bangs

bangs that your crush has

Did you see his curtain bangs? LMAO

by Jillbeen April 14, 2021

sex curtains

Curtains placed around a bed, usually in a dorm room. They add a feeling of privacy between what is going on in the bed, and what your roommate and/or other people in the room can see,hear,smell,feel etc.

"Mary close your sex curtains, I just saw an ass and I'm trying to sleep."

by Bress March 31, 2010

Curtain rain

curtain rain is where the act of opening/closing curtains is months overdue. Leading to opening or closing the curtain, with a shower of dust and dead flies from the rail.

Jan- right I'm off to clean the loft.
Paul- Careful of the curtain rain love.
Jan- *opens curtains* as one of curtain rain's victims.

by Nazi Tomato 77 August 23, 2016