A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011
Get the Beaded Curtainmug. a particular type of male pattern baldness, in which a strip of thinning hair extends from one ear to the other, across the back of the skull
by 1014 November 26, 2007
Get the hair curtainmug. With great intent, i parted her meat curtains with my cock. Three days later of constand pounding, her meat curtains hung down to her knees. I was proud , and so was my bishop. It was a monu,ental moment in my life, and hers.
by confusious me. June 3, 2016
Get the meat curtainsmug. by Chairman November 5, 2003
Get the Curtain Sermonmug. bangs that your crush has
by Jillbeen April 14, 2021
Get the curtain bangsmug. Curtains placed around a bed, usually in a dorm room. They add a feeling of privacy between what is going on in the bed, and what your roommate and/or other people in the room can see,hear,smell,feel etc.
by Bress March 31, 2010
Get the sex curtainsmug. curtain rain is where the act of opening/closing curtains is months overdue. Leading to opening or closing the curtain, with a shower of dust and dead flies from the rail.
Jan- right I'm off to clean the loft.
Paul- Careful of the curtain rain love.
Jan- *opens curtains* as one of curtain rain's victims.
Paul- Careful of the curtain rain love.
Jan- *opens curtains* as one of curtain rain's victims.
by Nazi Tomato 77 August 23, 2016
Get the Curtain rainmug.