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crystal.cafe

Mostly a mirror of 4chan incel spaces. It primarily consists of 'Ugly', and 'Undesirable' women with incel attributes. The culture of this involuntary celibate based site constitutes of women characterized as 'unattractive, desperate, unpleasant, socially awkward, mentally troubled, mentally+physically unwell, grotesque, and societally withdrawn', and women-alike.

Elements within this community of like minded women is the reinforcement they provide to each other constituting of abnormal and ill mentalities, therefore they conclude such site into their own reality of abnormalities resulting into further deterioration of the very same traits that prevents them from succeeding in their given goals, regardless of whatever specified goal.

The site is sufficed with a heavy and regularly followed rule which is that no males are allowed. Given the anonymous nature of such 'image board' sites, they usually ban accordingly to what the user provides, ranging from comment that they are males, other precocious comments that gives it away, or simply banning based on hunches which ends up an inaccurate mix of male users and female users.

According to users the site doesn't have specific purpose, it consists of themes common image-board sister sites such as 4chan, lolcow, etc. The non user-friendly themes embodie misandry, misogyny, homophobia, racism, transphobia, pedophilia, sex-centric discussions, and vice versa,often argued as under the guise of the site's introductory description.
'My friend started indulging on the site, crystal.cafe and they're spiraling to a path of a pitiable predicament. How should I help?'
by fawnlite.exec August 27, 2023
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Red Crystal

Red Crystals are commonly known as Ruby's, they are formed in the chimney of volcanoes after eruptions and are very valuable.

A single twenty-four carat ruby is worth twenty-seven thousand pounds.

Ruby's where also used by the Greeks to show there feelings two each other; as were all different coloured crystals.
That is a very expensive red crystal.
by Jjkl44 March 2, 2011
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Crystal

A type of stimulate drug that enhances dangerous side effects.

Or the love of someones lifes who happens to be my drug.
Elvis is addicted to Crystal.
hahah <333
by vitaminelvis April 26, 2008
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CrystallizeX

1: A songwriter that has to use a free DAW (LMMS)

2: A small streamer that is not going to ever get affiliate on Twitch.tv
Me: Hi guys! I'm CrystallizeX and I use LMMS to make music!

You: shut the fuck up
by CrystallizeX February 20, 2022
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Crystal Methany

A girl named Bethany. Wo likes Crystal Meth.
Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?

Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!
by lulz.lulz. September 25, 2009
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Crystal Death

Death Caused by a Crystal or Crystals.
He suffered a very Tragic Crystal Death.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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crystal castle

A motel (typically with 40 or fewer rooms and a lobby that is separated from the units) where crystal methamphetamine is readily available for use or sale.
Person 1: "Wanna get tweaked?"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"
by Maxintaft October 16, 2013
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